Today was just the weirdest day of my life

like 

is the only way I can describe it. Here is what happened:

  • Pauline and I get dropped off at the bus stop and wait
  • we get on the bus, and a guy with an EYE-PATCH and like massive backpack sits behind us. Then proceeds to put his knee into the back of my chair the whole ride
  • we get to the beach and our walking across the street and some guy yells out of his car “ARE YOU GUYS TWINS?!?!”
  • we then go for a nice run on the beach
  • while stretching some guy walks by and says something like “now how are you beautiful things doing today?”
  • then we change and lay down on our towels…it starts to sprinkle 
  • we eat a little, talk, lay down some more, then Pauline gets shit on by a bird and makes me get it out of her hair
  • then we run into the water to wash it out
  • then we pack up and walk to the farmers market at 1:30, which happened to close at 1
  • so then we walk to DAV’s which is a rad thrift store there, the walk was literally 2 miles there
  • oh yeah we walked the whole way barefoot
  • we get to DAV’s and the only good thing was the cow sweater Pauline got
  • we start walking back, and then it starts raining, not sprinkling, no RAINING
  • we stop found this cute cafe and were gonna stop at it, lol jk they close at 2 and we got there at like 3 
  • so then we go to Senor Panchos, one of the sketchiest Mexican food establishments ever, but hey man it was authentic and good
  • so we are eating our burritos outside and well it starts raining again
  • then my burrito decides to just leak burrito juices from high heaven so the bottom half falls off, and I am holding it the weirdest way
  • a bee then lands on Pauline’s face, she gets it off and kills and shouts “take that mother fucker” she almost spat on it
  • it is still raining during this
  • then these black guys come up to us after that and ask us for our burritos jokingly but we didn’t know they were joking at first
  • then we were at the bus station and we are pretty sure we saw a hooker

so yeah….that was my day. I actually did leave stuff out because it is too hard to describe, but yeah hands one of down weirdest day of my life. 

(Source: wanderdesire)

  1. whereverthewildthingsare said: YO, HOLD MA POODLE HOLD MA POODLE.
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